Green and Black’s Cherry Apophallation

Summer Cherries by Half Chinese

Went round MW#1’s last night for sofa surfing, UFC and lasagne; under two months since he last invited me round, and he’d invited me round before too (I was doing reports) – better.

No Big Gay Cop for me alas, but I was introduced to a bar of Green and Black’s dark chocolate and cherry. This proved to be an interesting experience as where I was expecting to find sweetness in the cherries I was confronted by a bitter tang. Odd but pleasant, though my screwed up face when I reached a bit of cherry did not perhaps indicate enjoyment…

I was über excited to pick up my ticket for TNA in June… Eeeeeeeee… I am WELL excited about it…

I could quite easily have been mean and cutting towards him- I found out recently that he still feels he has to manufacture the most outrageous lies- but I figured there was nothing to be gained in that sort of behaviour, so I just enjoyed myself and did my best impression of being a red-headed sofa slug.

He said that I was welcome to come be a sofa slug “any time”… I pointed out that he has to invite me round (in order for me to be one) and also that i’m off for the next two weeks, so I will be able to stay up late rather than having to drag my severely rumpled self back home to bed. As I did.

He *totally* owes me a night with The Shoes…

Hmmm… Apparently slugs of the land and sea are hermaphrodites that mate with others (to keep their gene pool decent); in some land slugs their genitalia extrude out the sides of their heads when it’s time to get it on… sometimes during all the excitement the corkscrew-shaped penis of whichever animal is playing at being the male gets stuck and the slug has to bite it off. Mmmm… tasty.