May I present: Pleaser USA’s Bordello Teeze line.
Fuck me in fishnets. Look at these shoes!
I am now imagining an alternate life where I spend time hoovering whilst wearing these babies, before flopping down on my chaise longue for a Cosmopolitan before my Darling Man gets home from a hard day at the office.
Dinner is doing nicely in the oven and I can barely stand without falling over. My stocking seams are totally skewed. The shame.
Brillig.
Attitude Clothing – Cheetah Bow Teeze
